Words are boring. Here's me in 30 seconds.
Just for fun, here are 5 crucial facts you should know about me:
1. I once discovered a dead body in the Philippines.
2. I always miss the exit while driving. Don't get mad. Just embrace it.
3. I passed out when I saw blood in the recovery room after my wife's surgery. We both have scars from that day.
4. I'm fascinated by serial killers and paranoid schizophrenics.
5. My parakeet Chester broke his neck and died in my hands on Thanksgiving 2004. I fully believe my parakeet predicted Chester Bennington's suicide. RIP.