Words are boring. Here's me in 30 seconds.
5 crucial facts you should know about me
1. I once discovered a dead body in the Philippines.
2. My favorite Photoshop shortcut is cmd+option+shift+e.
3. I passed out when I saw blood in the recovery room after my wife's surgery. We both have scars from that day.
4. I'm fascinated by serial killers, dark web horror stories, and mental illnesses.
5. As a kid, I collected those "Do not remove under penalty of law" tags off of furniture. #badboy